Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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