my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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