I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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