OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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