I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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