well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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