I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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