it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
honey bunches of taint.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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