I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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