Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
