Me too!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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