Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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