Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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