Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
what if I'm pregnant?
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I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
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