I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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