When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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