My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
vagina is talking i cant
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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