we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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