If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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