He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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