she kept yelling 'call me bella'
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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