no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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