another moral hangover. fuck.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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