so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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