Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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