i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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