Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
