There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
All the doctor said was why
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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