He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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