dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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