I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
This is the prime rib incident all over again
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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