No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
