we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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