We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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