yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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