i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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