We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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