I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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