When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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