dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
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