Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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