Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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