I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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