remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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