i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
What a dumb baby whore.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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