Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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