IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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