I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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