Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize
