Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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